Lyrics

Apocalypse Party For Two
Drew Stevyns
© 2022


I’m gonna pour you, another cold one.
Would you grab me, another slice?
Yeah I’m haunted by the stars in your eyes.
They shimmer and they twinkle and die.
Just a goin’ out a one at a time.
They’re not making any fuss about it.

Something this amazing, I’m so glad to share it with you.
With fresh strawberries and a real Champagne, a room with beach front view.
We’re having so much fun at the end of the world! Just me and you! Apocalypse party for two!

Would you join me, in the hot tub?
For a back rub with a cup of ice? (Clink)
The sun just left a hole in the sky! (GASP)
But the generators buyin’ us time. (PHEW)
What a wonderful location to die. (WHAT?!)
We’re not makin’ any fuss about it!
Tryin’ to get a buzz about it!

Something this amazing, I’m so glad to share it with you.
With fresh strawberries and a real Champagne, a room with beach front view.
(We’re) Having so much fun at the end of the world! Just me and you! Apocalypse party for two!

Badah keekah badah boh dee a boh, seekah!
Bah bah badeekah dah dah dohdee adoh! Seekah!
Gotah keepah momma go go GO!
Said but what do you think about, and who do you know?

Something this amazing, I’m so glad to share it with you.
I’m not gonna lie it’s daunting, but the company is true.
While the grand finally goes BOOM BOOM BOOM HEY!
A portal flew open with a mighty WOOSH on the bright front side of the moon!
Now and here comes Jesus with the aliens! There’s Buddha and the rest of the crew!
Pyramids float into view!
This is getting pretty cool!
Having so much fun at the end of the world!
Just me and you, apocalypse party for two!
Apocalypse party for two!
Apocalypse party for two!

TA!
TA DA!
TA DA, TA DA, TA DA DAH!