PATAGONIA, is an up tempo and whimsical, tongue-in-cheek nod to my fellow songwriters everywhere .....and there is also a blazing Kazoo solo and a Ukulele!! šWhat else could one ask for?
Lyrics
Patagonia
Drew Stevyns
(They call āem "Geothermalists")
I write music and no one cares, no one gives a shit.
I write music but no one's there, no one's hearinā it.
So I think I'll fly away to Patagonia,
I'll be drinking lots of Chicha with all the nice people there (PARTY)
I hear it gets mighty cold in Patagonia,
But I could buy a nice jacket made out of llama hair
(And even Guinea pigs a dish...)
Or maybe I'll hop on a boat to Guatemala
Or to Madagascar and I'll be hanginā with the Lemurs there (Tree Top)
I hear itās getting pretty HOT in olā Antarctica
With the stone pyramids on the beach front property there
(Isn't climate change a bitch?)
With haste I could take my pasty face to Cyprus
I heard a rumor one time that thereās no reciprocity there (FREEDOM)
OR perhaps I'll be taking that rainbow bridge to Iceland
With the Vikings and the Bjork and the geothermal people there
(They call em "Geothermalists")
I write music but no one's there, no one's hearing it (What a pity man)
I write music and no one cares, but Iām strangely cool with it (So stop complaining then)
Because Iām probably gonna stay right here where I've been going
In the special province that is known, as āNo Damn Whereā (I LIVE THERE)
And here I'll sit and dream of PATAGONIA
With the Vikings and the Lemur's
Drinking Chicha on the beaches
In their geothermal jackets
With the pasty facial features
Beneath the snow covered pyramids there
BENEATH THE SNOW COVERED PYRAMIDS THERE!
GOOD BYE!
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